The dark, monsters under the bed, loud hand dryers in public restrooms... some kids have typical, unsurprising fears, while others get more creative when it comes to the things that scare them most.
Parents, then, can expect the unexpected when it comes to the thing that sends kids sprinting into their beds in the middle of the night and maybe even a touch of nostalgia. Theres something undeniably sweet about living in a world where the worst thing imaginable is a dogs growl or a sirens shriek.
Here, some of X (formerly Twitter)s wisest and funniest parents comment on the things that kids fear.
You should comfort and reassure your child when theyre scared of monsters at night instead of secretly putting your old Furby in their closet and waiting for it to start singing to itself at 2 AM I know this now
— The Dad (@thedad) October 10, 2022
Welcome to parenthood. You want your kids to get over their irrational fear of Roombas even though you have an irrational fear of bedroom ceiling fans.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) May 21, 2022
My kids were scared of flies so I told them we have a pet fly named Bub (who is every fly). It was only a matter of time before my 6yo found an almost-dead-but-not-quite-dead fly & declared that she tamed Bub & now I dont know how to get my child to stop cradling a dying fly... pic.twitter.com/lpW3eOOveL
— Lil Bit (@LizerReal) June 13, 2023
One thing they never tell you about being pregnant while also taking care of a toddler is that literally every activity outside your house is severely limited by the fact that you have to go to the bathroom approximately 736 times per day, & toddlers are afraid of public toilets
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) December 30, 2022
Im stuck under my daughter who couldnt fall asleep because shes afraid of the Grinch but if I cant escape she will be waking up on top of the real thing.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 27, 2022
My 6-year-old told me that her best friend is afraid of movies, which I took to mean scary movies, but she clarified that the girl is just generally freaked out by the concept of the motion picture.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) December 23, 2023
My 2yos paralyzing fear of winged insects has made summer extra fun.
— hahahaheater (@dishs_up) August 19, 2019
8 just said shes not afraid of La Llorona because she doesnt live in Mexico
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 6, 2019
Oh my sweet summer child she can get you ANYWHERE!
Kid #1: "I'm scared of monsters."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 20, 2022
*spend 45 min. hugging & comforting*
Kid #6:"I'm scared of monsters."
Me: "Eh, the cat'll get them. Gnight!
What they tell you: Establishing a bedtime routine for your children is important for teaching healthy sleep habits.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) January 5, 2022
What they don't tell you: Bed time routine may include videos of how slow lava flows because your 5yo is afraid of a volcanic eruption in the middle of the night.
This afternoon, 7 was sharing what hes afraid of. The things that made the list included spiders, heights, and evil skeleton Santas that live underground.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) February 21, 2022
As if I needed anything else keeping me awake at night.
3yo was going to help my husband clean up leaves, but he's afraid of the leaf blower, so he's "helping" by watching through the window with a snack cup.
— Some Boys' Mother (@someboysmother) October 28, 2019
Maternity confirmed.
9: Im scared to fly what if the plane crashes?
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) December 14, 2023
Me: Youre more likely to crash in a car than a plane.
9: Now Im scared of driving.
Me: Take this to your room.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) December 10, 2023
5yo: But Im scared of my room.
Husband: The only thing scary in your room is your dirty underwear.
I wish my kids were as scared of me as that bug that is the size of a grain of rice.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) September 5, 2021
IM SCARED OF EVERYTHING!!
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 8, 2023
- My 4-year-old, clearly having an existential crisis.
Please explain to me preteen boys and their fear of outerwear.
— Courtney Ellis (@courtneyellis) November 29, 2023
11: Did you know that Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words?
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) September 20, 2023
~my kid stating the obvious.
I just tried to explain to 3 that were not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of me. He laughed at me, then continued being afraid of the dark.
— Dad Named Matt (@mahnamematt) January 24, 2022
3yo spent the whole morning telling me she is scared of skin rings. I was like, I don't know what that is but it does sound scary!
— Meg St-Esprit (@MegStEsprit) March 30, 2022
Sting rays. She means sting rays. (also scary fwiw)
[5 AM]
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 17, 2022
My 4-year-old: Good morning!
Me: So the whole "afraid of the dark" thing only happens at night, huh?
Its an hour and a half past bedtime and there is a nude toddler standing in my bedroom, feigning fear of the cat.
— hahahaheater (@dishs_up) December 15, 2019
Me: do you feel differently now that you're 6?
— Doc McMuffins (@Cynical_Parent) January 26, 2023
6: I feel less afraid of things now
Me: so you can watch TV alone and sleep in your room without your sister?
6: wellllll maybe I'll need to be like 8 or 10 to do that
My 6yo is afraid of the Pixar lamp because it "murders the 'I' and then looks at us angry." pic.twitter.com/gPUPGf4Bql
— Lil Bit (@LizerReal) December 22, 2020
My 3yo was afraid of bees and my reassurance that they won't hurt her didn't help. But then her 7yo brother, without looking up from killing Roblox zombies, said "the bees gather around you because you're sweet like a flower" and now she's not afraid of bees.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) June 5, 2023
6-year-old: Do you know what I'm afraid of?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 15, 2021
Me: What?
6: Nothing.
She's ready for today.
My kids act like theyre afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures Ive ever met.
— Mommeh Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) July 19, 2023
4-yr-old at 2 a.m.: Mommy Im scared of my room! I need to sleep with you!
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) July 25, 2018
Brain: This never ends well.
Heart: Youre going to miss this one day.
*4 climbs into bed*
3 a.m. - 7 a.m.: *4 Strategically places knees and feet on my back*
Me: The fuck was I thinking??#momlife
Daughter: dada Im scared of the dark.
— NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) April 10, 2019
Me: oh honey the darks more scared of you than you are of it.
Daughter:
Me: [turns off light] goodnight.
The Dark: oh shit oh shit whered that creepy little girl go?
Abortion should be legal because nobody should have to be a parent if they dont absolutely want to. Its literally so hard. Today my toddler refused to get dressed bc he said he was scared of pants.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 4, 2022
Me: teases my kids for being scared of Jaws.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 5, 2018
Also me: screams when seaweed touches my ankle while wading at the beach.
Do I never vacuum because my toddler is afraid of it, or is she afraid of the vacuum because I never use it?
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) September 12, 2023
The world may never know.
my 4-year-old was staring at me and said he was scared of all the weird red lines on my eyeballs and now im trying to decide whether or not to tell him that he and his brother are responsible for my lack of sleep, aka weird red eyeballs
— Kiss my Fat Ash (@Tobi_Is_Fab) March 28, 2022
Son: Dad, theres a spider in my room!
— The Dad (@thedad) October 23, 2023
Me: Hes more afraid of you than you are of him
Son: Can you get rid of him?
Me: No because Im like ten times more afraid of him than he is of you
Im not afraid of the dark Im just afraid a monster is going to pop up out of nowhere
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 12, 2023
-my 7yo acting cool in front of her new friend
2yo told me shes afraid of the Tooth Fairy and when I asked why she said Because she has hands and honestly when you put it that way yeah thats terrifying
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) September 27, 2022
My 3yo is afraid of Santa Claus and does not want him to come to our house. So I told him I would tell Santa not to come, and he thanked me with tears in his eyes.
— Some Boys' Mother (@someboysmother) November 12, 2019
Did I do it? Did I just win the parenting lottery?
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