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Funniest Tweets From Women
"need to eat a cosmic brownie rn i want to feel like im eating radioactive plastic"
"the VMAs are funny when you realize theyre all these celebrities are crammed inside Newark, NJ"
"Life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light."
"I hate to say it, but ever since Blake Shelton was named sexiest man alive things have been in shambles."
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"bar trivia is great if you want to socialize while also actively taking a test"
"it happened to me: i finally answered an email i had been putting off & the person responded right away & now i'm back to square one"
"Opened closet in hotel to check for murderers while simultaneously realizing I was unprepared should one be in there."
"some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen"
"I cant wait to make my small zit less noticeable by digging a large and horrific wound into my face."
"Barbenheimer is the closest weve come to having school spirit week as adults"
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