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The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. And although the platform has rebranded to X , their humor lives on.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women, and then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

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